Monday, January 2

Twitterstorm! Stanford Football!

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Today's Twitterstorm after watching the Fiesta Bowl:

All posts tagged #stanfordfootball are genuine word-for-word quotes from Stanford football fans at a sports bar

There's no rivalry with Cal and UCLA, I respect those schools #stanfordfootball

We were roomates at Stanford and Oxford. That's like a Turdunken of dorkiness. #stanfordfootball

Capitalism ruins everything #stanfordfootball

This is called a drive. #stanfordfootball

It's a metonym #stanfordfootball

Now it's like the election of 1824: closer than it should be. #stanfordfootball

Their cheerleaders are all white. #stanfordfootball

I think this is all being taken out of context to make me seem like I know less about football than I do. #stanfordfootball

This is just degrading, it's called the TOSTITOS Fiesta Bowl. #stanfordfootball

If Zeno's paradox applied to football no one could get a first down. #stanfordfootball

Argh, don't put your head down, you'll get spinal compression! #stanfordfootball

That was a really bad defensive showing on that big ... what ever just happened. #stanfordfootball

Go forward! #stanfordfootball

Go around that guy! #stanfordfootball

You don't understand the ethos of Stanford do you? Excellence! Excellence! Excellence! #stanfordfootball

What a horrible way to go out! #stanfordfootball

This terrible! #stanfordfootball

When we lose, we console ourselves with having Google. And Herbert Hoover! #stanfordfootball

His hat is crooked! What's his problem? #stanfordfootball

Poor Williamson, he's going to have to go back to the campus. Though I suppose no one will recognize him anyway. #stanfordfootball

This is like Bush v. Gore all over again. #stanfordfootball


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